Beware Dad’s Bag!

Beware Dad’s bag! It’s very very big!
It sneaks around the house and eats like a pig!
It gobbles up the toys, the clothes and the shoes –
Whatever kids leave out after they use them!!

Beware Dad’s bag! It’s very very hungry!
It has to eat a lot, or it cries all day!
And so it’s watching – It’s always waiting –
For things that kids forget to put away!

And it doesn’t give ’em back for a week,
No matter how we wail or squawk or squeak!
So if you like your stuff, be sure to clean it up,
Or it might just disappear!

Beware Dad’s bag! It’s very very hungry!
Beware Dad’s bag! (Beware Dad’s bag!)
Beware…Beware… Beware!!…